Unsurprisingly, the line picked up with a recording about how all the lazy people were gone for the weekend, under some grand delusion about being entitled to a life and time off of work. Once the whining got finished, I got dumped into what sounded like a typical automated menu: press 1 for frequently asked questions, or 9 if you have a medical emergency requiring immediate attention.
I had to hang up here, and go consult my doctor; however, he assured me that curiosity, no matter how burning, is not a serious condition and does not constitute an "emergency." So that ruled out pressing 9.
The 1 option, however, leaves a little bit to be desired: after about 5 seconds of silence, a nasty recorded voice stutters out "One... is not a valid option." And then the whole spiel about everyone tromping off for the weekend repeats.
So I still don't know what's in a bottle of IBC root beer, but at least I know that their phone system is broken.
It's the small things that give life it's unceasing wonderment and joy.
"Fish don't fry in the kitchen. Beans don't burn on the grill."
Is this line intended to imply that rich people don't eat fish or beans?
Please advise.