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Methinks a certain presumptive presidential candidate is looking for a science advisor for his cabinet.
If that's the case, I'll take it, presuming that the job includes some decent cheap health insurance.
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Unemployment in this country is caused by pixies. I don't mean the nice, ordinary ones that sit on toadstools playing a whistle. I'm talking about the nasty, evil, malevolent pixies, the tiny green ones with the black pointy beards that go around our factories - and we've all seen them - going around our factories casting the old wicked spells and bringing about mass redundancy to a scale not witnessed since the Great Depression.