You monkeys haven't yet sent me a plugged nickel. If any of you folks have pirated MP3's or software on your machine, then you are morally bound to send me a buck, lest you reveal your bottomless hypocricy, claiming that "I want it, therefore I should have it" is good enough for you, but not for me.
Get yer ass over to Paypal now and SEND ME A DOLLAR!
Of course, all donations will be kept in strictest privacy.
