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Fortune cookie messages.
Probably already here in one form or another (searches for "help" and "factory" were without result):
Help me! I''m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
Help me! I''m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
I like the quotes in my signature...
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When men speak of the future, the Gods laugh.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
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When men speak of the future, the Gods laugh.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. --Edsger W. Dijkstra
When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon --?
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do. --David Brent (The Office)
If you don''t have a spine, they can''t break you. --Wally
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. --Leonard Brandwein
Criticism is often constructive because it makes you feel superior when you give it. --Dogbert
I don''t like jelly. I don''t trust the way it moves. --Gareth Keenan (The Office)
Please, no need for insults. Let''s solve this as civiliced people, with brutality and senseless violence. --Wednesday Adams
When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon --?
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do. --David Brent (The Office)
If you don''t have a spine, they can''t break you. --Wally
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. --Leonard Brandwein
Criticism is often constructive because it makes you feel superior when you give it. --Dogbert
I don''t like jelly. I don''t trust the way it moves. --Gareth Keenan (The Office)
Please, no need for insults. Let''s solve this as civiliced people, with brutality and senseless violence. --Wednesday Adams
"To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer."
"Use time rather than be used by it."
"There is no time for time-wasters."
"Use time rather than be used by it."
"There is no time for time-wasters."
Sweetness. I''m truly glad I made my fortune table so easily expandable. I am afraid that the silly/wise portion has now quite overwhelmed the game hint/misdirection portion. But keep ''em coming!
sunandshadow: Thank you! I picked your list over pretty thoroughly, and found quite a few that will work beautifully.
Josh
vertexnormal AT linuxmail DOT org
Check out Golem: Lands of Shadow, an isometrically rendered hack-and-slash inspired equally by Nethack and Diablo.
sunandshadow: Thank you! I picked your list over pretty thoroughly, and found quite a few that will work beautifully.
Josh
vertexnormal AT linuxmail DOT org
Check out Golem: Lands of Shadow, an isometrically rendered hack-and-slash inspired equally by Nethack and Diablo.
quote: Original post by VertexNormal
Sweetness. I''m truly glad I made my fortune table so easily expandable. I am afraid that the silly/wise portion has now quite overwhelmed the game hint/misdirection portion. But keep ''em coming!
sunandshadow: Thank you! I picked your list over pretty thoroughly, and found quite a few that will work beautifully.
You''re welcome, I''m glad it was helpful.
Don''t worry about having too many silly quotes - look how well that worked for sim city.
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