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Game Evolution?
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See, the way I see it, games have not evolved from the one celled bacteria from which they were spawned. They still cannot sexually reproduce, and they definitely do not respond well to water. Well, anyway, regarding the graphics: (wait, should that be a semi-colon or a colon(not the organ)) (wait, is there a hyphen in semicolon? Eh, forget it). Anyway, concerning graphics... which would you rather see, an ugly (but delicious and complete) steak, or a big, fat and attractive cow? Personally, I like steak. Damn analogies! Always making their way into my brain! Well, continuing on, gameplay... Oh boy... This is the most talked about topic in my mind (not IN my mind, this is used in the context of a sentence like "in my mind, the best game ever is...) ... So, I was considering ignoring it, but at the advice of my lawyer... Wait, did I say lawyer? I meant hamster... Well, here goes... 40% of all games I've ever played have had horrible gameplay and/or plots. Examples of these include: Quake, ooh let's kill aliens that look like they came out of my fridge!; Boob Raider, I haven't played it, but a friend has, and from they way he describes it, I can only guess it is EXTREMELY dumb, and only created so pathetic lonely perverts can marvel at the size of a digital girl's "software"; and of course the crowning achievement of idiocy: Warcraft...a poor attempt at a rational thought, and ever since I have played it, I have felt...stupider somehow...
Well, this is LobsterMan signing off!
Edited by - LobsterMan on 10/20/00 6:11:08 PM
Such cohesive thought''s bewilder me Lobsterman. By the way, whats your area of interest in game development? Cause i''ve got no clue in the world what it could be by what you were saying. Let me guess though.. you''re a player who thought he''d see his chance to unload on those trying their damnest to make a game. Hmmm, heard this before.
"So you're the one that designed that game are you?"
*Gulp* "Umm, yeah"
"So you're the one that designed that game are you?"
*Gulp* "Umm, yeah"
Lobster, I didn''t understand much that you were saying, but tell me where I can get some of that crack you''ve been smokin
-Run_The_Shadows
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-Run_The_Shadows
-Run_The_Shadows@excite.com
obviously you never played
"LobsterMan in the forum of doom"
it''s a great game, tragic ending though...
j/k
"LobsterMan in the forum of doom"
it''s a great game, tragic ending though...
j/k
Stream-of-consciousness stuff like that belongs in the writers'' forum.
-Ironblayde
Aeon Software
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-Ironblayde
Aeon Software
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The preceding sentence is false.
OHG, i''m in stitches of hyseria here. This is too funny for me *crawls out the door laughing*
"So you're the one that designed that game are you?"
*Gulp* "Umm, yeah"
"So you're the one that designed that game are you?"
*Gulp* "Umm, yeah"
I think he has a point actually. I believe that the half-lobster-half-man (or is it about 60%-40%?) Anyway (as my brain continues this annoying sidetracking...) as I was saying before I rudely interrupted myself.. The lobsterman is correct. I hate graphics and would prefer my steak! More games as steak rather than another cud-munching bovine if you will!
Sorry, I couldn''t help it 
-Chris Bennett of Dwarfsoft - Site:"The Philosophers' Stone of Programming Alchemy" - IOL
The future of RPGs - Thanks to all the goblins over in our little Game Design Corner niche
Sorry, I couldn''t help it -Chris Bennett of Dwarfsoft - Site:"The Philosophers' Stone of Programming Alchemy" - IOL
The future of RPGs - Thanks to all the goblins over in our little Game Design Corner niche
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