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I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tail
and now listen, little child,
to the safety rail
That's a pretty violent waffle boolean. You should punish it by putting it in the toaster - that'll put it in its place. Then, to further avenge your dog, you can humiliate that waffle but putting syrup and fresh fruit on top of it. Perhaps even whipped cream.
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tail
and now listen, little child,
to the safety rail
*snap snap snap*
-IV